My Hotel is Mean!!

Ok...here's the deal.  I'm listening to a podcast and they are talking about old time soda.  This creates a craving for something other than Diet Pepsi.  So I remember there's a Sunkist vending machine on my floor.  The problem?  There's no friggin option for Sunkist Soda!  I mean, who put's in a giant orange Sunkist vending machine and does not offer Sunkist as an option????  So what did I do?  I went to the rest of the floors in the hotel looking for Sunkist in each vending machines.  No dice.  I did end up with a Welch's Sparkling Grape Soda on the 4th floor.  Just to be safe, I ended up going back down to the lobby, and took a couple of oranges from the breakfast area.  The one I just ate was outstandingly juicey, semi-sweet and every so tart.  Delicous!  Now, I'm sipping on the grape soda, probably more satsisfied with it.  Not that it's superior to Sunkist, but due to the fact that it was an epic saga just to get it.  I think my friends, that this is a cry for help...